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<title><![CDATA[Trote Tomô-deu - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-12-04_2011-12-10.html#2011_12-04_05_54_47-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="420" height="315" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FPBdy1o6SMg?version=3&amp;hl=pt_BR" <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-12-04_2011-12-10.html#2011_12-04_05_54_47-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 07:54:47 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Cade o defeito.... - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_33_53-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://cdn3.piadas.net.br/sites/default/files/imagecache/mostrar-imagens2/images/att00015.jpg" alt="" /></p> <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_33_53-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:33:53 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Porque nao todos os dias das 9 as 22  - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_26_31-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.piada.com/arquivos/i&amp;81/horarioslusitanos.jpg" alt="" /></p> <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_26_31-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:26:31 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Quarta-feira, 3 horas - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_22_35-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p>Na arca de no&eacute;, a bicharada logo que entrou, danou a transar. era uma loucura: le&atilde;o com zebra, macaca com cobra, um verdadeiro bacanal.<br />No&eacute; baixou uma lei em que os animais s&oacute; poderiam transar com um de sua esp&eacute;cie e nos dias marcados.<br />Para isso, entregou <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_22_35-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:22:35 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Os três governadores - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_14_09-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" width="100%" align="center"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td width="99%">Os tr&ecirc;s governadores da regi&atilde;o sul recebem o presidente em Porto Alegre. No intervalo do discurso o presidente resolve ir at&eacute; o banheiro dar uma mijada <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-08-07_2011-08-13.html#2011_08-09_13_14_09-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:14:09 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Top Model - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-05-15_2011-05-21.html#2011_05-15_20_54_16-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/images/fotos_3179_gorda-sexy.jpg" alt="" /></p> <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-05-15_2011-05-21.html#2011_05-15_20_54_16-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 22:54:16 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[JOAOZINHO E MARIAZINHA - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-05-15_2011-05-21.html#2011_05-15_20_50_52-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p>Jo&atilde;ozinho disse para Mariazinha: - Minha m&atilde;e me disse que eu tenho algo que voc&ecirc; n&atilde;o tem! Mariazinha responde: - Pois minha m&atilde;e disse que com o que tenho, consigo quantos quiser desse que voc&ecirc; tem!</p> <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-05-15_2011-05-21.html#2011_05-15_20_50_52-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 22:50:52 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ Qual a coisa mais pesada que existe? - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-05-15_2011-05-21.html#2011_05-15_20_40_37-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p>Na sala de aula, a professa pergunta: - Qual a coisa mais pesada que existe? - O elefante - responde a Aninha. - A baleia - diz o Pedrinho. - Um caminh&atilde;o - diz o Paulino. - &Eacute; o pinto do meu pai! - O que &eacute; isso, Jo&atilde;ozinho? Quem foi que te disse essa asneira? - Minha m&atilde;e, <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-05-15_2011-05-21.html#2011_05-15_20_40_37-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 22:40:37 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TROTE DO CUNHADO - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2011-05-15_2011-05-21.html#2011_05-15_20_15_34-125068866-0</link> 
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 22:15:34 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[QUER O FONE DELAS? - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2010-01-31_2010-02-06.html#2010_02-06_19_14_33-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><br /><br />Fotos engra&ccedil;adas (01)<br /><img title="Fottus - Galerias de Imagens" src="http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/post_291_engracadas_40/foto%20(1).jpg" alt="Fotos engra&ccedil;adas" /><br /><br />Fotos engra&ccedil;adas (02)<br /><img title="Fottus - Galerias de Imagens" src="http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/post_291_engracadas_40/foto%20(2).jpg" <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2010-01-31_2010-02-06.html#2010_02-06_19_14_33-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:14:33 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[PENSE QUE VOCE E FELIZ - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2010-01-31_2010-02-06.html#2010_02-06_18_52_28-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div id="HOTWordsTxt"><p id="conteudo">Da pr&oacute;xima vez que tiver um dia ruim, imagine a seguinte situa&ccedil;&atilde;o:<br />"Voc&ecirc; &eacute; um g&ecirc;meo Siam&ecirc;s.<br />Seu irm&atilde;o, colado no seu ombro, &eacute; gay.<br />Voc&ecirc; n&atilde;o &eacute;.<br />Ele tem um encontro <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2010-01-31_2010-02-06.html#2010_02-06_18_52_28-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:52:28 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[COITADO DOS CAVALOS - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2010-01-31_2010-02-06.html#2010_02-06_18_51_21-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<div id="HOTWordsTxt"><p id="conteudo">Dois portugueses ganham, cada um, um cavalo. <br />Na fazenda em que moram, entretanto, s&oacute; tem um est&aacute;bulo.<br />Joaquim ent&atilde;o diz para Manoel:<br />- Manoel, para diferenciarmos nossos cavalos, tu cortas uma orelha do seu.<br />Manoel corta <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2010-01-31_2010-02-06.html#2010_02-06_18_51_21-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:51:21 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[TROTE DO ZE MELECA - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2009-08-30_2009-09-05.html#2009_09-03_02_00_53-125068866-0</link> 
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:00:53 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[CARGA PESADA - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2009-07-26_2009-08-01.html#2009_07-31_01_33_21-125068866-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p><img id="imagem" src="http://media.piadasonline.com.br/images/86small-overload090213.jpg" alt="" /></p> <a href="http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2009-07-26_2009-08-01.html#2009_07-31_01_33_21-125068866-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:33:21 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[QUE VAGA APERTADA - Autor(louremar ribeiro)]]></title>
<link>http://louremarribeiro.zip.net/arch2009-07-26_2009-08-01.html#2009_07-31_01_24_03-125068866-0</link> 
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<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:24:03 -0300</pubDate>
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